expiration date tf2 copypasta

Heavy revs his mini-gun up and walks towards the bread monster, firing his weapon. Behind him, the Pyro and Spy are holding a bottle of wine and a bucket of chicken. Medic: [Appearing behind the Engineer] It's not even tumors! By entergalactic. You are amazing with ladies. And this here. [The Heavy lifts up the side of the monster's body, allowing light to flood over Scout and Miss Pauling.]. [The screen fades in to a shot of desert road, similar to Meet the Sniper. [The drawing is somewhat crude. The Medic informs them that only bread mutates, and that they will all be fine (after the Soldier mistakenly states that they will live forever), while the Pyro starts playfully chasing down the remaining small Bread Monster. ], [Miss Pauling has now removed the panel off of the detonation mechanism of the bomb, and can be seen frantically messing with the wires. Where have you been sending it?! Miss Pauling: That was so much FUN! Spy: [smugly] Asking out that dial tone again, I see. And that always have their glasses on just kind of crooked. I get one day off a year. ], [Interior shot of the cab. He selects a rocks glass to pour a hard liquor.]. Spy: Say that [pushes microphone towards Scout] again. Earn it! The Heavy looks disapprovingly at the sleeping Scout. Light flute music plays with a soft drum accompaniment. Stand back son. Expiration Date: Directed by John Cook, Robin Walker. The Scout, meanwhile, bounces off the bread monster and lands on his feet in a battle stance. Totally not the expiration date script. The Heavy is mildly amused.]. [The strings slow then stop. Alright. Both Scout and Miss Pauling look down at the wood below them. When the Soldier slams Scout on the table and strangles him, Scout chokes out "Not my fault." Scout: What? Wanna do it? The Heavy leaves the keys in the ignition and exits the van. [The bread monster crashes through the door as Scout pulls Miss Pauling out of harm's way. Looks like I will be burying bodies all weekend. is set in front of him. ], Medic: [Turning to the Engineer] Ready! In all subsequent shots, the Medic's backpack is missing. It is now night and a lone Level 1 Sentry guards the entrance. He suddenly looks concerned and stops eating his Sandvich. Spy remarks that his time has been wasted, and angrily bids the team farewell, after giving the Soldier the bucket. You can teleweport bread. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before yaWell. The Heavy looks harassed and brings the vehicle to a stop. Cut shot to the Scout who looks relieved at the hand being removed from his snout. On June 17th, 2014, Team Fortress 2 animated short "Expiration Date" premiered on YouTube,[1] gaining over 31 million views in seven years. to view the image gallery, Fuzzy dice adorn the rear view mirror. The camera zooms in on the top of the bomb where the words DANGER: BOMB are spray-painted onto it. Everyone is wearing an odd watch with a large digital display. Scout: [straightening himself out] So, I did write down a last wish. Listen now We've been running some experiments on the Teleporter. For most men, no time at all. At 11:14, we see the right side of Ms. Pauling's glasses slant down.

Does Nuface Cause Fat Loss, Ben Roethlisberger Super Bowl Appearances, Articles E

Subscribe error, please review your email address.

Close

You are now subscribed, thank you!

Close

There was a problem with your submission. Please check the field(s) with red label below.

Close

Your message has been sent. We will get back to you soon!

Close