Olive Penderghast Rosemary: Not to mention how have you been dressing this past few day. If you have a test on it, rent the movie, but make sure it's the original not the Demi Moore version where she talks in a fake British accent and takes a lot of baths. [V.O, continuing onto webcam] : But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Get it? Can I get you a beer? So here we go. : Where do I even start? Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. Emma Stone Nails Steve Martin's Planes, Trains & Automobiles Monologue What makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever. Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. : Olive Penderghast Monologues from 'Easy A', Written by Bert V. Royal and Directed by Will Gluck Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons Olive Penderghast : The illusion is shattered! Which is every week apparently. C'est la vie. Olive Penderghast : : : 1. : What? : : Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. Olive Penderghast Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. Olive: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. You left your glass slipper at the party the other night.
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